Melanie Marquez

If you tell me William Hung is a good singer, then you are probably one who would find Melanie Marquez smart and a good speaker. William Hung is the American Idol reject from California who squeaks his version of Ricky Martin's "she-Bang' has released an album. Nicole found his CD at Virgin Records and at $9.99 contemplated about buying it. She changed her mind and bought a compilation instead of songs bashing US President Bush. Smart girl...

So who is Melanie Marquez? A Filipina who was Ms. International 1979 and movie actress. She is pretty. As a matter of fact, she once commented that her greatest physical asset is her long leggedness (sic). She is a little on the dense side, though.

The Top Ten Melanie Marquez Quotations (I'll try to provide a translation. Warning though: I might sanitize the content and lose the impact):

1) hindi si joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae...talaga lang malapit sya sa mga gulo...pro-accident kasi sya e... (my brother is not the kind who hits women. he just gets into trouble a lot. it's because he is pro-accident)

2) hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko...sa mga kwento nya? di ba kayo napersuave ng mga kinwento nya? (don't you pity my brother.. with his stories? aren't you suave-d by his stories?)

3) ...di sinungaling ang kapatid ko! sa mga pangyayari, sya pa ba ang may kasalanan? di ba nyo nakikita?! di ba nyo nakikita?! are you dep?! (my brother is not a liar! with what has happened, you still think he is the guilty party? can't you see? can't you see? are you deaf?)

4) they (kris and joey) should talk behind the scene... (self-explanatory)

5) (in an angry and self-righteous tone) i won't stoop down to my level! (self-degratory)

6) yung std... baka sa maruming toilet lang nya nakuha yan. (STD...you get that from dirty toilets)

7) eh ikaw ba naman durugin ang ari mo? pag di ba naman manutok ka ng baril? (i will not even try this one)

8) i don't eat meat. i'm not a carnival. (mwahahaha!!!)

9) My brother is not a violent person. We are lovers.

10) pls dont judge my brother...he is not a book!!!

From (INQ7):She is now married to Adam Lawyer who is a lawyer and her youngest child, a son named Adam, 2 1/2, is described by Melanie as the "Mini Me" of her current husband. "He is very close to his dad, who works as a lawyer and businessman in his home state in Utah. They only communicate by telephone, that's why he thought his dad has turned into a telephone. Iyak siya nang iyak (he cried)."

She will be publishing a book of quotations and opening a school (for modelling..WHEW!). It'll probably sit on the shelf next to ex-President Estrada's Erap Jokes. And across the aisle from the music CD of William Hung Live.